I know what to do.
I wrote a book for fucksake.
I am basically a relationship expert!
I can help other people get happy so what the hell is wrong with me?
I know exactly what’s wrong with me; I don’t practice what I preach! I have been to the seminars and the therapy sessions. I go to Campowerment every year to learn the latest and best practices for healthy relationships. I’ve read all the books and had the most phenomenal teachers. I study this shit inside and out. I know what to do, and what NOT to do, trust me. Now, why can’t I just do it? Why do we fight about such mundane things?
Why can’t we just get along?