I’m still in my pajamas.
And I’m not like, tired-tired. It’s like, fucking exhaustion. It’s the tired that makes you cry kinda tired. It’s that kind of tired. I am so tired I fell asleep in the chair while I was waiting for my boys to get their haircut yesterday. I.Fell.Asleep. No, I wasn’t getting my haircut, that happens a lot. People fall asleep when they’re under that dryer-thingy or when the girl is massaging your head at the sink…no, that’s not what I’m saying. I fell asleep sitting up in the waiting area, in front of the entire salon. Head bobbing, chin drops…boom.
My kid even snapped a picture of me and later threatened to post it on SnapChat when I wouldn’t let him stay up to play the X-box. #fucker